Darian Stone

Darian Stone is one of the ancient meth mages of Romania. He has had dealings with almost all powerful leaders in history, including Ernst Chocula. Ernst Chocula saw that Darian was plaguing Romania by feeding dogs and babies meth, so he had him crucified outside of Bran Castle. Darian is unable to die due to his powerful meth magic, so he remains on a cross to this day, screaming and begging to be released.